Tuesday, November 24, 2009

SM, BEAUTY QUEEN, BUSH

Sometimes the readers of Dovbear's blog go off-topic in their feedback. And sometimes that is a very good thing. I probably need not mention that I enjoy comment mining, yes?

In the reactions underneath a posting about eight steamy sextapes by some woman named Prejean, regular reader SM posted a doozy.

In reaction to the question "why is a hypocrite the WORST THING A PERSON CAN BE?" he wrote:

Oh, it isn't. You could be a moronic, aggressive know-all who only accepts the 'advice' you want to hear. Like Bush.

Or you could be a corrupt, grasping, avaricious torturer who ensures his friends benefit from you holding high office. Like Cheney.

Or you could be a vacuous, unread lightweight who runs out on responsibility and exploits their own family. Like Palin.

Hope that helps adjust your mindset and ease your worries.



[SM 11.24.09 - 3:14 am ]
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SOURCE:http://www.haloscan.com/comments/dovbear/4566218363177038963/?src=hsn
POST UNDER WHICH APPENDED:http://dovbear.blogspot.com/2009/11/carrie-prejean.html


Apparently ms. Carrie Prejean is a beauty queen. Big frikkin' whoop. That usually guarantees spam and cottonwool between the ears, and a very high degree of slut-whore-tramp morality. Unfortunately, it does NOT guarantee scandals sufficiently juicy to really peek my interest, nor amateurish sex-tapes of compellingly high quality.

Life is far too short to watch bad porn.

Prolonged interest in beauty queens does actually equal the effect of a lobotomy.
Interacting with them is like two lobotomies, one of which done with a rusty icepick wielded by a drunk - more is not always a good thing.
Like self-gratification with straps and sharp objects, the less pageant-veteran beauty-queen there is in your life, the better. Also avoid street-drugs, as these too damage the brain.

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