Wednesday, February 25, 2009

GRANT PATEL IN HIS OWN WORDS

I am delighted to see that Grant Patel, long both a bane and a blessing to this and other blogs, has decided to open his own site for business.


His personal scribblings can be inspected here:
http://grantpatel.blogspot.com/


The selection offered thus far is eclectic, to say the least.

Wednesday, February 25, 2009
Twisting your Arab knickers!
Arab female underwear.

Tuesday, February 24, 2009
Jimmy Boy in Horniman, Fort
A Parsee restaurant in Bombay.

Friday, February 20, 2009
Dutch news, or Palestinian Propaganda?
Well, I moved him to post this....
If its' berry pullao, it must be Britania!
Parsee food at the Britania.

Tuesday, February 17, 2009
Mumbai Terrorists
Hah! Damned Pakis! - A rant.

Monday, February 16, 2009
She got lace!
An exercise in obsession, in which mr. Patel waxes lyrical about miss Wong's underwear (sorry, Snooky), and demands details which miss Wong refuses to give him.


There is more. Explore at your own risk.
He claims he is unmedicated - And I believe him.

10 comments:

Spiros said...

I am starting to buy into the contention that Grant Patel is a very crude man.

GRANT!PATEL! said...

I am not. It is an excess of rifenement. As any one with half a drachma of taste and sensibility would INSTANTALLY recognize.

You, sir, are a fiend. And I suspect that you do not appreciate panties.


---Gruber Prangwhistle

GRANT!PATEL! said...

Nor anything lacy and nicely filled. It is a shame, bloody I tell you.


---Grucius Ponggo

GRANT!PATEL! said...

What bollocky contention. Merely your absurd theory. I can diprove it.

Show me the meat. Where's the meat?!?


---Goren Pennyblaster

GRANT!PATEL! said...

It is not, NOT, I tell you, emphatically and loudly, NOT, in the panties which YOU have twisted, little Greek person.

Faugh.! And fie!!! Forsooth!!!!!
Times fully fitful five!!!!!! !!!!!!

Wom-batte!



---Perbotty Gerumpent

GRANT!PATEL! said...

Nuts!


---Gronto Puke

Anonymous said...

I should like to bring Grant Patel and Michele Renouf together - behind closed doors

GW

GRANT!PATEL! said...

Who this Michelle Renouf? Blonde? French?

Luscious?


---Grant Patel

GRANT!PATEL! said...

By which question meaning please to provide link and photo.

Dimensions? Measurements? Size? Thighland?

DEATH BY NOODLES said...

Grant Patel is a pig.

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