Number One: Thanks to Treppenwitz, I have used the word clyster for the first time in two decades. That man has so much to answer for.
Number Two: I have received a plaintive e-mail, which states: "Hello! I am bored today. I am nice girl that would like to chat with you. Email me at Sydney@GreatGolovaSite.com only, because I am using my friend's email to write this. I want to show you some pictures."
[The friend whose computer she borrowed is Arturo Bullard at 99tovelldav@allsaints.dorset.sch.uk ]
I am so sorry I missed the chance to chat with ms. Sydney - she sounds sweet, and I would have loved to have told her all about a fortune in a bank in Ouagadougou, Burkina Faso (the Switzerland of West-Africa).
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Based on her email address, Sydney is "A Clockwork Orange" fan?
I have to admit that when you mentioned the word in your comment I didn't have a clue what it meant... and couldn't even count on context for help.
I'm just glad someone else stepped up and admitted to not knowing what it was. :-)
and now you know how to say 'enema' in Russian.
-----Original Message-----
From: kristie [mailto:inratbdscqvvij@math.com]
Sent: Monday, March 24, 2008 1:45 PM
To: Darren Johnston
Subject: hello from kristie
Hi
My name is kristie. I found your email on that dating site.
I also love sex on the side. I have a loving partner but he is working 16 hours a day and we have sex only once a week :( If you are interested and wanna see my pictures just email me at ckristie2@thegolovaworld.com Don`t reply, use the email above (my boyfriend doesn`t know about that email!)
-----Original Message-----
From: maritza [mailto:esidhi@xtcmail.com]
Sent: Friday, March 28, 2008 4:44 AM
To: hudson
Subject: is it you? maritza here
Hi,
i am here sitting in the internet caffe. Found your email and decided to write. I am 25 y.o.girl.
I have a picture if you want. No need to reply here as this is not may email. Write me at amaritza42@thegolovaworld.com
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-----Original Message-----
From: grace [mailto:edbazyw@nagging.com]
Sent: Sunday, March 30, 2008 7:25 PM
To: cobb@xxx.com
Subject: is it you? grace here
hello, I am pretty russian girl, bored tonight.
would you like to chat with me and see my pics?
if so then email me at egrace5@thegolovaworld.com
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-----Original Message-----
From: grace [mailto:edbazyw@nagging.com]
Sent: Sunday, March 30, 2008 7:25 PM
To: cobb@xxx.com
Subject: is it you? grace here
hello, I am pretty russian girl, bored tonight.
would you like to chat with me and see my pics?
if so then email me at egrace5@thegolovaworld.com
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Wow. All these hot young ladies from Golova. How lucky can a blogger get?
Especially as I am an elderly fat lesbian blogger with horrid acne, blotchy skin, and tree-trunk-like legs of different lengths. Three of them (the third being my evil Siames twin skippy, whose face sticks out of my lower back just above my left kidney).
Come to Mama, babies, I've got some spice for you!
Oh yes.
Hey there big pimpled lesbian freak!
One more for your list.
-----Original Message-----
From: jennifer [mailto:utqefgfyuboea@gholly.com]
Sent: Wednesday, April 02, 2008 2:29 AM
To: bush@xxx.com
Subject: it`s jennifer
Hi
It`s jennifer again. Will you ever contact me?
I made those nude pictures especially for you and I wont write to you again!
If you wanna see them just drop me a line at: bjennifer037@thegolovaworld.com
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