REMINDER TO THE TALMEDIM
The rosheshiva (soll sein gazunt) of Yeshiva Chipass Emess - West Coast (in beautiful downtown San Francisco, soll sein sehr shain) wishes to stress to the talmedim that hagba and slivovitz do NOT go together. Ever.
We do not want a repeat of that disgraceful episode from last year. You know who you are (*).
And further, don't just dance with your chavrusa, he gets all your attention anyway.
This time dance with someone else (especially you, Shmelkele - remember those rumours?).
As for the rest of you menuvlim, have a happy Simches Torah.
That is all.
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(*) Yes, we know you claimed that someone covered the floor with chicken fat. That's not an excuse we're willing to accept.
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